You say hiatus, I say screw you

Sorry, things have actually changed in my personal life, which is why I wasn't blogging. But my personal life has no place here.

I wish I'd read up on the candidates before not watching each party's debates recently.

"Sometimes Optimus Prime is a robot, other times a truck. Which is it, Mr. Prime? America deserves a leader that doesn't transform whenever it's convenient."

WALTER MONDALE

Pro: Has spent last 22 years going over tape, reviewing mistakes, plotting, scheming, waiting, watching, preparing to pounce like a 79-year-old Minnesotan panther.

Con: None.

From McSweeney's. The Republicans are covered here.